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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

The void screams into me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Just landed via TikTok:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Spotted on Twitch:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Spotted on Threads:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Live now on Facebook:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Spotted on Snapchat:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Making waves on Facebook:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Playful quote about trust and suspicion with geometric humor, conveying a witty, humorous vibe.

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"Ah, the geometric gossip of trust issues! 🤔 If you're not in the inner sanctum, you might find yourself wandering in the wilderness of suspicion shapes. 🔺🔲 Better start practicing your angles if you want to be part of the circle! 😉"

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82 shares on Twitch this month:

This email could’ve been sex.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

63 shares on YouTube this month:

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

56 shares on Slack this month:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Live now on Pinterest:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Trending via Snapchat:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Breaking via TikTok:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Just landed via Twitch:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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