Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
  • No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
  • I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.
  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
  • Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.