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"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day ๐งโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! ๐
๐ถ #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"
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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
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