If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?