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  • Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.
  • It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.
  • I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.
  • Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
  • Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).
  • At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.