I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#ill #be #home #for #christmas #because #thats #where #i #live #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.