I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.