I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Commentary:
"Self-checkout: where speeding through like a grocery store ninja is the name of the game 🛒💨 Who has time for precision when you can live life on the edge and risk setting off the 'unexpected item in the bagging area' alarm for that adrenaline rush? 😂 #LifeIntheFastLane"