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"Self-checkout: where speeding through like a grocery store ninja is the name of the game ๐๐จ Who has time for precision when you can live life on the edge and risk setting off the 'unexpected item in the bagging area' alarm for that adrenaline rush? ๐ #LifeIntheFastLane"
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Iโll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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