I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

I'm always sad when my sandwich is over.

Commentary:
“Finishing a sandwich is like saying goodbye to a good friend. 🥪😢 But hey, at least you can always make another one… unless it was a really, really good sandwich. 🤷‍♂️🤣”

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