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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.