I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger. Posted on6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.” If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.