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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.