I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

I'm at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I'd probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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“Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it’s always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!”

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