I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I… Commentary:"Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”. Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something. Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole. Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?
