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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Iโ€™m getting targeted ads about chin fat and Iโ€™m offended by the relevance.

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