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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.