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- If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.
- Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
- Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.
- Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
- If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.