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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.