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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is…

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is…

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"Looks like the kids have a tough choice to make – doze off peacefully or face the daunting task of cleaning up! 😂🕰️🌙 Better hit the sack before the vacuum cleaner hits back! 🛏️✨ #ParentingDilemmas"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awake, bedtime, child, clean, exceptions, house, humor, new, past, policy, sleep on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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