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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Commentary:
"If only life came with an 'out of order' sign option for those particularly glitchy individuals 🚫🤖😆 #WarningLabelNeeded"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged favor, forehead, humor, order, people's, sign, sticking, warning on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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