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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I donโ€™t give a hyuck.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Making waves on Instagram:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you canโ€™t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I get writerโ€™s block responding to people.

Freshly posted on Threads:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Trending via X:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Reported on Discord:

โ€œWell, this is no good. How do I turn it off?โ€ โ€“ The first primate to experience consciousness.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Making waves on Slack:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

I donโ€™t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didnโ€™t have a private jet, sheโ€™d be Taylor Slow.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

One day youโ€™re young and fun and the next youโ€™re saying things like, โ€œThatโ€™s a pretty building.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ has downloaded:

Ok, new plan, Iโ€™m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ has viewed:

I love when women move on. Itโ€™s my favourite genre.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ has copied:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Trending via Reddit:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If she says โ€œso just what exactly is THAT supposed to meanโ€, youโ€™re gonna have a bad time.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you watch Home Alone backwards itโ€™s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Going viral on Discord:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Live now on Telegram:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Making waves on WeChat:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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