I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.