I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking. I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.
