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  • Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.
  • Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.
  • 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.
  • All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.
  • Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.
  • My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.