I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.