I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation. I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools. One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.