Home Funny Quotes I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

3 months ago

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"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"

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