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"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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2 months ago

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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1 month ago

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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1 month ago

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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2 months ago

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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1 month ago

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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1 month ago

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54 shares on Twitch this month:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

46 shares on Threads this month:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

64 shares on X this month:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Live now on Reddit:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Seen just now on Slack:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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