I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.