I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time. I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.