💾 Save Image I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you. Jan 23, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I can't fake it anymore – my 'pretend to like you' days are behind me, just like my ability to pull an all-nighter without feeling it the next day. 😜👵 #KeepingItReal #NoFilter" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time. I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: age, being, honesty, humor, just, mean, old, pretend, relationships, too