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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My parents think they know me.

85 shares on X this month:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Live now on X:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Making waves on Reddit:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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