I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with… Commentary:"Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is. Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.
