I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.