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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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