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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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