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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.