Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.
  • So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.
  • Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.
  • The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.