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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

91 shares on Twitch this month:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I put the mess in domestic.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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