I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. Funny Quotes May 31, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.