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  • I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.
  • 100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  • Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
  • It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
  • In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.