I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog. Commentary:"🐶 Who needs a human emergency contact when you have a loyal furry friend ready to fetch help at a moment's notice? Single life level: Expert. 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. I am single, please disturb me! Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.
