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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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"🐶 Who needs a human emergency contact when you have a loyal furry friend ready to fetch help at a moment's notice? Single life level: Expert. 😂"



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