I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog. Posted onSep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee. Single in the womb, single till the tomb!
