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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.