Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.
  • If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
  • Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
  • If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.
  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.