I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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My life coach traded me.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.