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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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