Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?
  • Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
  • Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.
  • Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
  • Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
  • Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.