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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.