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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.