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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.