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"Ah, the thrilling transition from black summer to black winter wardrobe… the excitement is palpable! 🖤☀️❄️ Who needs a color wheel when you've got endless shades of darkness to choose from?"

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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2 months ago

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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2 months ago

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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3 months ago

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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2 months ago

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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2 months ago

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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2 months ago

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Spotted on Reddit:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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