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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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