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Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Trending via Twitch:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Making waves on Instagram:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Just shared via X:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Going viral on Reddit:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Just shared via Telegram:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Making waves on Twitch:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Breaking via X:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Live now on Twitch:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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