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  • Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.
  • I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.
  • Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.
  • If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
  • I am the human version of tangled headphones.
  • Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.