Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.
  • There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.
  • Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?
  • How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.
  • I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
  • Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.