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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.