Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”
  • Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
  • There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.
  • Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.
  • The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.
  • Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.