It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.