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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.