Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
  • I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.
  • Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.
  • I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
  • My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.
  • Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.