I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.