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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.