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  • If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.
  • Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.
  • Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.
  • My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.
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