Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJob interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways. Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job! Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical. The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.