Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?
  • Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.
  • This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
  • Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
  • Wake me up when I’m rich!