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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Seen just now on Telegram:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Making waves on Messenger:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Making waves on Instagram:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Making waves on WeChat:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Trending via Messenger:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Trending via Facebook:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Playful, humorous text about involuntary laughter after peeing a lot.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

86 shares on Slack this month:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

34 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Live now on Telegram:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Seen just now on Threads:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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