Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no n...

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"Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt"

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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