Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.