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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.