Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLast night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.