Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential. Commentary:"Who knew laxatives were the secret to unlocking your pooptential! 💩💪 Get ready to poop like a champ and reach your fullest potential on the throne! 🚽😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live? Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything. I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.
