Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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“Who knew laxatives were the secret to unlocking your pooptential! 💩💪 Get ready to poop like a champ and reach your fullest potential on the throne! 🚽😂”

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