Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLaxatives help you live up to your full pooptential. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!