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Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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