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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!