Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
  • Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.
  • Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
  • You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.
  • I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.
  • Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.