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  • Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.
  • Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.
  • Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.
  • The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.
  • “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.
  • In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.