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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! ๐Ÿบ #DreamJobGoals



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