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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.