Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.