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"Imagine walking around with a giant Stupidity Smacker™️ just waiting to use it on people who test your patience 🤣💥 Who needs a debate when you have a good ol' smackdown as an option? 🤷♂️💢"
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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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