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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.