Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole. Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please. All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me. Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.