Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole. Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station. I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible. Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please. All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.