Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt. Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLosing jewelry is a different type of hurt. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered. A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches. My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.” If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.