Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.