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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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