Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.
  • Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
  • I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
  • Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
  • There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.
  • I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.