Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna. If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.