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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

74 shares on Threads this month:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

91 shares on Threads this month:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

49 shares on X this month:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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At least life has music.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Just landed via Instagram:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

That awkward moment between birth and death.

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