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  • Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
  • Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
  • Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
  • Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.
  • At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.
  • Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.