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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

6 months ago

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

2 months ago

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

1 month ago

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

2 months ago

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

2 months ago

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

2 months ago

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89 shares on Telegram this month:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Going viral on TikTok:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Breaking via YouTube:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Making waves on X:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Making waves on Pinterest:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Going viral on Telegram:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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