Trendy Funny Quotes

  • She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.
  • I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
  • Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.
  • I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”
  • Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
  • Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.