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"Who needs politicians when you can have monkeys swinging from branch to branch in parliament? 🐒💼 Let's 'ape-solutely' give them a chance – it might be bananas enough to work! 🍌🙈 #MonkeysForPresident"

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15 shares on YouTube this month:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

89 shares on X this month:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

34 shares on Discord this month:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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Making waves on X:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Live now on Reddit:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Going viral on Threads:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Just shared via Messenger:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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