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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.