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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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"Who needs politicians when you can have monkeys swinging from branch to branch in parliament? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ผ Let's 'ape-solutely' give them a chance – it might be bananas enough to work! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™ˆ #MonkeysForPresident"



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