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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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My love language is being sent money.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

15 shares on YouTube this month:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

93 shares on Discord this month:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

67 shares on WeChat this month:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Shared recently on X:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Just landed via Twitch:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Spotted on Twitch:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Just shared via Slack:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Going viral on YouTube:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Trending via YouTube:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

My love language is being sent money.

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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