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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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"McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fast, fast food, food, good, good health, health, humor, irony, making, McDonald’s, promotion, unaffordable on Mar 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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